It Begins...God help us all

So here I am. After years of sitting in front of my computer, browsing the internet while I create an ever-increasing list of unsuccessful stories attempting to the disguise the fact that I am looking at pornography, I have joined the ranks of people with blogs. Yes, my mother would be so proud, although if i were to gleefully proclaim to her "Look Ma, I'm Blogging!" she would undoubtedly tell me that I was disgusting, to put it back in my pants and that it was entirely inappropriate behaviour for a dinner party. Which I guess is fair enough, blogging does sound like what you do when you're all alone and want to make Baby Jesus cry, but personally in that situation i'm more concerned about why she didn't question the fact that her son was talking like a redneck.

I admit this entire experiment is purely for my own selfish means. I have absolutely no intentions of making an attempt to entertain anyone (although the idea that I could if I tried is quite an amusing concept in itself), this is just a way for me to regularly write, because I want to make sure I keep myself in the habit of writing. It doesn't matter specifically what I write - be it a detailed account of the makings of my mundane (yet undeniably handsome) existance, or a written trascript of the most recent episode of Huey's Cooking Adventures - just as long as it keeps my mind ticking until it explodes in a messy, yet assuredly memorable departure from this world. Remember kids, a land mine is not a stackhat.

So who wants to start placing bets as to how long I manage to keep this thing going? Two, maybe three days? Nah I'll give myself longer than that. Hell, it'll probably take that long til I at least manage to post again. Start pooling your betting money though people, then leave it completely unguarded so that I may steal it and reap the rewards. But for now I will focus on the more important questions, such as who the hell am I talking to? Seriously, no one even knows about this thing yet.

Thats the first one over and out folks,

(Insert My Name Here)