Tabula Rasa

Well, I finally made It back. What, it only took about seven months. I'm surprised the blog even took me back. It may take a while to deal with the the separation issues and I'm not sure how long the blog plans to keep screaming, "You left me to die in a shallow grave on the side of the highway!!!" in my ear, but I think, as The Beatles would say, We Can Work It Out. Actually, they'd sing it, but it still means the same thing, just with more melody.

So here I am again, and this time I want to try give it a better shot. Last time I let laziness get the better of me and I barely even put up a fight. Though, I think that if you're suffering from laziness, you're bound to be too lazy too put up a fight. Comes with the territory. But there will be none of that again...I hope. Seriously, I basically managed to reach "Oh, my leg's on fire. Ah well, it'll burn itself out" levels of laziness. I'd rather that not happen again. For one thing, I like my legs. Without them I can't play Hopscotch.

I've decided start from scratch. Metaphorically, obviously, because I can't be bothered creating a new blog. Sure, you may call that a swift descent back into my laziness, but I consider it to be a matter of convenience.

At the least I want to try keep up to some kind of routine of weekly posting, no matter how uninteresting my life may be at the time (which, if history is anything to go by, the good odds are on very uninteresting). I started this thing purely as a means of keeping up some kind - any kind - of displays of creativity to stop my mind from lapsing into a coma or cannibalising itself out of boredom, so it's existence is solely for my own benefit.

So here lies the new beginning, I guess. I, for one, am excited. Well, not really. But if we're speaking in terms comparative to everyone else on the planet, my excitement levels could be considered a little higher. In my pants! BAM!

That's a pretty good example of the quality of wit you should come to expect. Maybe I should apologise in advance. Or maybe I should tell you all to suck it. Yep, I'm gonna go with the latter.