Trust me, I'm not ignorant to the irony of making a post announcing my return, only to not post again for several months. Is it because I like to be unpredictable? Is it because I'm an asshole? Is it because of the shifting nature of the stock exchange? It might well be...Actually, no, no it isn't.
It is because I simply do not have the internet at the moment. This brief post is coming from a very productive period at work. I am currently quite homeless, in the sense that my living quarters currently consists of me being a squatter in the empty house of a friend. Which, I suppose, makes me a polite squatter, because at least he knows about it and haven't, as of yet, defecated on the walls.
Once this homelessness situation is rectified, then maybe I'll live up to this promised "triumphant return". But maybe not. I'm as notoriously unreliable as I am virile.